May 31, 2006
Defense Attorney Attacked By His Own Client In Court "Your honor, my client is an idiot!" Illinois Man Nabbed For Bagging Beer, Two Hams Thief has penchant for smoked meat Paratroopers Could Fly 200km With New Wings System Coming to a Wal-Mart near you Baby Born With Third Arm The future ...
May 26, 2006
Driver Has 18 Times Legal Alcohol Limit "He was of high spirits and grinning the whole time he was questioned." Video Games Help Boost Doctors' Performance During Surgery Grand Theft Auto is surprising a popular choice Google Cuts Deal To Put Its Desktop Software On Dell PCs Microsoft found ...
May 24, 2006
A Guest Entry By Cindy When I’m out with the girls, I always get approached by random strangers who ask how old they are, ask whether they’re boys or girls, or tell me how cute/adorable/precious they are. Usually it’s grandma-type older women, and their curiosity ...
May 23, 2006
14 year old uses his "God given talent" to become a millionaire He scams idiots online Hand Grenades And WWII Ordnance Found In Potato Chips ...and I only find crumbs at the bottom of the bag Cat Uses Fireman's Pickup Truck As Litterbox Fireman takes cat, leaves it in Everglades Crowd ...
May 23, 2006
Della gave birth to a baby girl on Monday May 8th, 2006. Rachel Marie weighed 6 lbs 14 oz and was 18 1/2" long. Both she and Della are at home and doing well.
May 12, 2006
Mom And Son Have Joint Approach To Homework He was schooled in the 3 R's - Reading, Writing and Reefer Pool Tricks 5 minutes of fine pool trickery Halo 3 Trailer I guess it's time for a Xbox 360 List Of 10 Character Actors That Should Be In Every Movie You gotta ...
May 10, 2006
On the way home yesterday I pulled up behind a vehicle pulling a trailer. On the trailer there was a URL in big, bold letters that read "EZ-Dumper.com". I chuckled. Could I be more immature? Will there ever be time when something ...
May 10, 2006
Designs That Never Get Old Products that stand the test of time Stephen Colbert At White House Correspondents Dinner Surprisingly, C-SPAN wasn't too happy about his performance Isn't it Ionic? Air Purifiers Make Smog They emit ozone as a byproduct of the ionization process 'Star Wars' goes back to basics George Lucas ...
May 8, 2006
New Lenox Mayor Misused Credit Card Charged $1,462 in strip club entertainment on the village’s credit card Saab Aero X Concept Soars Into Canada Has elements from Saab's early aircraft engineers Marriage Counsellor Sued Over Affair Breaks up marriage he claims to improve Marvel Comics Legend Stan Lee seeks new superhero Eleven ...
May 5, 2006
Builders Who Drank A Barrel Of Rum Had A Nasty Surprise They got to the bottom and found a pickled corpse It Was His Toes That Tipped Off The Police "Not the brightest star in the sky" Chef Stabs Waiter In A Dispute Over A Tomato Sentenced to a year ...
May 4, 2006
It's been 8 very interesting, fun-filled, and occasionally nerve-racking months since my girls were born. During these 8 months, I've been witness to quite a few things. I've seen them giggle, coo, and start to become mobile. Then there's the projectile vomiting ...
May 3, 2006
Mom Gets Probation For Gun At School My son gets an "A" or we're all gonna die! What Exactly Is In Your Beer? Who cares, just as long as it's cool and refreshing Friday Is International No Pants Day Maybe I'll just work from home that day Man Takes His Colt ...
May 1, 2006
In The Event Of Snakes On A Plane Always useful information Sliced Skin Lands In Burger Finger lickin' good American Pie The history of pizza's rise in America When Gifts Come Back To Haunt You by David Sedaris Why does HAL sing "Daisy, Daisy" in 2001: A Space Odyssey? File under: Fun fact you ...